Carrie Pernula, 38, has been arrested after admitting to sending weird letters to her neighbour which included asking to eat their children. Now I’ve heard of bad neighbours but this just takes the piss. Apparently Pernula began writing the notes because the children were noisy and left things in her garden, but threatening to eat them is just another level of fucked up. How she didn’t think this would have consequences is beyond me, they would hardly laugh it off and be like “Oh look darling that pesky neighbour’s at it with her child eating jokes again, har har har.” I bet they were freaked the fuck out, everyone has seen Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, that child catching business ain’t no joke.

After receiving the letter the neighbours in question posted an image of it to Facebook on a page set up by the residents of Champlin, Minnesota (personally I would’ve packed my bags and ran for the hills but you know whatever). The post attracted a lot of attention from concerned residents who became worried about their own children’s safety. Well I would if I saw a resident had been sending letters such as,

The children look delicious. May I have a taste?

That’s some messed up Dickensian villain type shit. As well as the freaky as messages Pernula admitted to sending magazine subscriptions to the house addressed for the “tasty children”. What was it for? Knife lover’s monthly? Why don’t you tasty children pick out the knife I carve you with? Nah fam.

Thankfully police tracked the messages to Pernula and now she faces charges of gross misdemeanour, terroristic threats and stalking. Personally I think we should lock her up and throw away the key. People have some messed up minds, kinda like these creepy messages this girl received. https://www.sickchirpse.com/mia-mastumiya-perv-magnet/