I predicted last week that the fake Madeleine McCann would be hanging around for a while trying to make the most out of her situation to try and launch her singing career or whatever, and yesterday she made the totally redundant announcement that she would be taking another DNA test.

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Of course, I think we all know by now that her original DNA test came back proving that she was from Poland and had no chance of being Madeleine McCann, but for some reason Julia Wandelt wants to take another one. She said the following on her new Instagram account over the weekend:

I want to do this because I just want to do this and I don’t even have to explain why but I think everyone knows why I want to do this.

When the results come I will let you know everything,

I have the support of official people and law enforcement.

Lol what does that even mean? And why does she keep providing completely useless updates about nothing almost every day? Surely everyone out there just thinks she’s a major idiot and the fact that she keeps talking without really ever saying anything isn’t really going change their opinions on her or endear her to anyone anymore?

Just shut up and go away until you have something useful to say, although chances are that probably won’t be any time soon. Am sorted vaguely interested in hearing her explain ‘everything’ though, even if it seems like ‘everything’ will probably be series of vague statements that don’t really explain anything.

For more of the same, check out what Julia had to say to the McCann family after her DNA tests came back. Real useful.