Comedian Eric André just ruined Valentine’s Day for everyone by posting this photo on Instagram – revealing that he and supermodel Emily Ratajowski are dating and having a stellar V Day, from the looks of things:
Many, many people refused to believe Eric Andre could bag himself a babe like Emily Ratajowski, even though the rumours had been out for some time. And yet here is, sprawled out naked on the couch and enjoying a glass of wine while EMILY RATAJKOWSKI stands completely nude just a few steps away from him. They’ve probably been holed up in that apartment all day banging each other into oblivion.
Well anyway, congrats to Eric Andre and EmRata too I suppose. His net worth might be half of hers but he’s funny and probably has a massive knob as well. Let’s see if he can ‘handle a strong woman’, unlike Ratajowski’s ex. Thoughts and prayers with him (and the rest of us) at this time.