Chris

With an ego that can only be matched by his, shall we say, generous mid-section, Chris is my pick for the second most hate-able Egg-Head. Every Egg-head takes obvious pleasure in sharing their thought processes when answering a question, but Chris takes this to the next level. If there’s a music question, he will sing the answer (badly). If there is a history question, he will throw out centuries of pointless trivia, before finally getting round to answering the question. It’s always cool when a great fictional detective does this, but you must realise that when they’re not on a case, these people would be tremendous bores and near insufferable to be around. Chris – or Shrek as I affectionately refer to him – is no Sherlock Holmes, in fact, he is frequently embarrassed because he is often wrong. Also, that hat in the title image is just obscene.

CJ

For all my vitrial filled rants, I always try to be somewhat jovial and tongue in cheek. I am not a sociopath and would not wish violence on anyone. Except CJ. I  don’t think I’m alone on this one – in fact if Ghandi were still alive, he’d probably adjust his mantra to “An eye for an eye will make us all blind, but at least I don’t have to look at that arrogant prick anymore”.

Writing this has been tremendously difficult, because I’ve been able to do justice to just how much I hate this man. Perhaps you should just see for yourself.

According to Wikipedia (The hallmark of integrity), CJ is attempting to get an acting career off the ground. One hopes his characters all meet similar fates to those of Sean Bean’s.