The above 6 inch eel had to be removed from Zhang Nan’s penis after a spa beauty treatment went wrong in China.
Zhang was kicking back in his favourite health spa who offer the treatment of live ells being placed in the bath with you who are meant to suck off all your dead skin. Kind of like the fish pedicures we’ve got popping up everywhere over in England. So Zhang was maxin’ it and relaxin it when he suddenly felt a sharp pain. Turns out the slippery eel had found Mr Nan’s pee hole and slipped his way up there. The eel soon reached Zhang’s bladder but was luckily removed before causing any physical harm. I think the emotional distress put upon Zhang in this ordeal was enough. Mega ouch.