You may remember this fella who we blogged about last week – he had a new penis crafted on his forearm after his old one “dropped off to the floor”, and ended up with a brand new designer penis two inches bigger than before. Could life get any better for Malcolm Macdonald?
Turns out it could, because Kate Beckinsale shared the story on her IG along with a nice personal message to him…
Well obviously Malcolm had to shoot his shot after that, which he did through an interview with The Sun:
‘She seems like a nice girl and it’s great she’s read my story and what I’ve been through.
The kisses are a nice touch too. I’m ready for dating again, so why not her?
I’ll even treat her to a pint down at my local boozer.’
Loving the confidence from Malcolm. Just casually inviting Kate Beckinsale to Norfolk and promising to pay for her drinks at the pub. I guess I would be feeling pretty cocky too if modern science blessed me with an extra two inches down there. Although I’d like to think I’m knocking down every doctor’s door before I’m anywhere near the point where my willy literally drops off…
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Who knows? Malcolm may even be in with a chance. Like he said he’s ready to start dating so might as well aim high. Go Malcolm Go!
For the time Kate Beckinsale destroyed a troll who tried to shame her for wearing bikini pics, click HERE.
