Dua Lipa Is Reportedly Dating Trevor Noah And No One Can Understand How He Pulled It Off

I don’t mean to be a Trevor Noah hater or anything. He’s more successful than me, and probably 99% of the world’s population. But I have never met a Trevor Noah fan or anyone who finds him even remotely funny in my life. Not one person!

Still, he’s obviously doing something right, because all he does is cash massive cheques, live in a giant mansion, and is now reportedly banging Dua Lipa. Wait… what?! Well that’s the rumour anyway:

📸 | @DUALIPA out for dinner with @Trevornoah in NYC last night (28/09) pic.twitter.com/82cyJQvAG6

— Dua Lipa Hungary (@dlipahungary) September 29, 2022

They may just be platonic buddies – who knows? All the blogs seems to be reporting that they’re a couple. Which has the masses absolutely bamboozed:

idk dua lipa dating trevor noah is the most random thing i’ve ever seen

— 🙂 (@keaaaaley) September 29, 2022

This girl has really worse taste in men

— asias (@egosiass) September 30, 2022

They are running out of cooler black men to date

— Hate It Here (@applyice) September 29, 2022

Bro if Trevor Noah can get Dua Lipa, then that means us mzansi gents have more game than we realise 🇿🇦

— Dr. Jekyll (@somecallmeMo) September 29, 2022

If Trevor Noah can bag Dua Lipa I can bag anybody

— Grim (Possibly Contra) (@SincerelyAdolf) September 30, 2022

I’ve also just read that Trevor Noah is quitting ‘The Daily Show’ after 7 years, so that’s a pretty big flex if he managed to announce that and pull Dua Lipa all within the space of 24 hours. In fact I think I may have just become a Trevor Noah fan? It’s hard to keep hating on a guy who seems to have the greatest life ever at this point…