Not sure who’s drunker — the guy with the samurai sword or the total moron letting him slice a sausage off his face, but I’d say they’re both regretting it pretty heavily:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvRyOnWhLv0

On the plus side, he was probably drunk enough so that it didn’t hurt, but then again that’s not much of a plus when you consider he hasn’t got a nose anymore.

P.S. He could always just tattoo his face now and pretend he’s Red Skull? Problem solved.