So Rihanna is expecting her first child with rapper A$AP Rocky, who has thus left love rivals Drake and Chris Brown in the mud. The couple were pictured this week strolling through Harlem with baby bump on show:
Rihanna is pregnant, debuts baby bump on stroll with boyfriend A$AP Rocky https://t.co/LxlpljXXtE pic.twitter.com/GaWLRm6u0k
— Page Six (@PageSix) January 31, 2022
It’s no secret that Drake has been madly in love with Rihanna for years, writing all kinds of songs and lyrics about her following a brief romance in the pre-A$AP days. Well naturally the internet wasn’t about to let the man grieve in peace, and instead mocked up a whole bunch of memes to really rub salt in the Certified Lover Boy’s wounds…
Drake waking up and seeing why Rihanna trending pic.twitter.com/QIZhnKv4rT
— Thee Stallion’s Whoreˣ⁴ (@Depressed_Bihhh) January 31, 2022
drove to rihanna’s house to cry outside the gate and drake was already here wtf
— s☿phie 🥁 (@1ean4real) January 31, 2022
Everyone: Rihanna is pregnant!!
Drake on the phone with Riri:“ I know our relationship was Rocky but you moved on ASAP”😩😢 pic.twitter.com/koc9L6p7sF— 👑King of the Fall🧣🌅📻 (@swiftxosinner) January 31, 2022
Drake congratulating Rihanna & ASAP Rocky like: pic.twitter.com/52rNe3RZpW
— MÂCLØRD 💀 (@maclord_xavier) January 31, 2022
Drake seeing them pictures of Rihanna
Pregnant with A$AP baby pic.twitter.com/fOrtOCOsO2— Nipsi Hussle 🏁 (@sir_simbah) January 31, 2022
drake after waking up and seeing why rihanna is trending pic.twitter.com/AScU0c2Bae
— Grey 🧣🦋 (@duaswh0re) January 31, 2022
Drake watching Nicki and Rihanna fall pregnant by other men:
— ॐ (@LesegoMahlako) January 31, 2022
Drake this morning when he seen why Rihanna is trending pic.twitter.com/o6Ip1q0spL
— Dav3_LastOfUs (@casamato21) January 31, 2022
Drake rn crying and playing Marvin’s Room the whole day after finding out that A$AP Rocky and Rihanna are having a baby pic.twitter.com/Vvmp3B2blV
— Niklaus Mikaelson 🇵🇸🐺🧛🏽⚜️ (@dushan_munsami) January 31, 2022
Drake texting Rihanna right now pic.twitter.com/mXdTUXfAAS
— Saint Hoax (@SaintHoax) January 31, 2022
Drake next album is gonna be god mode. He is coming with all types of heartbreaks from different lifetimes with the next one pic.twitter.com/RkzhdQerVb
— OG TONY (@OG_FatTony) January 31, 2022
Drake waking up to see Rihanna pregnant pic.twitter.com/50HGWGRnz7
— He’s not leaving 😆 (@thatsd__) January 31, 2022
Drake on Rihanna’s door tonight 😭😭pic.twitter.com/meDd8wkcJX
— R¡cky (@guylikericky) January 31, 2022
drake leaving rihanna’s baby shower pic.twitter.com/Ry1arPttxi
— rev (@talebyquincy) January 31, 2022
Drake et Christ Brown quand ils ont apprit que Rihanna est enceinte d’un boug qui vend même pas autant qu’eux pic.twitter.com/EJnC3B6RqN
— 3 (@coxejr3) January 31, 2022
Brutal stuff. The idea of Drake falling to his knees in the shower while listening to his own music is almost too much to be bear. Yeah OK Drake has his own little family right now after accidentally getting porn star Sophie Brussaux pregnant, but the two aren’t even dating. Meanwhile the love of his life Rihanna has moved on with young A$AP Rocky who by all accounts is an absolute savage in the sack. Well clearly he’s doing something right for Rihanna to stick around. Well played, A$AP. Well played indeed.
Commiserations Drake…