So yesterday someone shared an anti-Donald Trump advert that featured an old NSFW photo of his wife Melania, and Trump assumed it was the work of political opponent Ted Cruz.
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Cruz denied it, and urged that the matter be dropped after Trump threatened to “spill the beans” on Cruz’s wife Heidi.
Well, he didn’t quite spill the beans on anything, but he did Tweet this photo comparing his own wife to Cruz’s wife:
"@Don_Vito_08: "A picture is worth a thousand words" @realDonaldTrump #LyingTed #NeverCruz @MELANIATRUMP pic.twitter.com/5bvVEwMVF8"
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 24, 2016
Ignoring the absolute ridiculousness of two potential US Presidents arguing over penis size and who has the hotter wife, you’ve got to feel bad for Heidi Cruz in this situation. I’m not sure there’s many women in that age bracket who can compete with Melania Trump in the looks department so sharing this image just isn’t fair really.
I mean you just can’t compare the two. It’s a complete massacre:
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Not saying Heidi Cruz is gross or anything, she’s not gross at all. But she’s no Melania Trump and that’s basically what Trump is driving at I suppose. It’s like bringing a knife to a gun fight.
If I was Trump I would’ve just shared this video of Cruz attempting to give his daughter a hug on live TV. Man, that was uncomfortable.
