I imagine dominatrixes get all kind of strange requests when their clients ask them to humiliate them, so I’m not surprised about this story where one of them went straight in on the guy’s small penis rather than realising that he actually just wanted her to make sandwiches for him.

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46 year old Chantelle Kittykat (I think that’s just her stage name) decided to belittle the guy even further by telling everyone the story, saying the following:

I’ve had some hilarious things happen online. When I first started camming I had a request from a guy asking if I was ok with ‘sph’.

In my mind that meant small penis humiliation so I verbally started to insult and belittle him and he then asked me to move to my kitchen where I discovered he didn’t want his small penis humiliated.

Instead he wanted me to make sandwiches. His ‘sph’ was sandwiches per hour. It really made me giggle and it still does.

I didn’t have enough bread and I hate wasting food anyway.

Sounds like a bit of a cop out for the guy who just wanted her to make some sandwiches for him hey? I hope he managed to get his money back because Chantelle is also selling her story to the newspapers and making a pretty penny off that as well.

Not really that great a situation for the dude. Hope he found someone out there willing to make sandwiches for him. Poor guy.

For more of the same, check out these awesome pictures of combo grilled cheeses. Hopefully that guy can take a look at these and feel a bit better.