When you’re out walking your dog at 8am on a Saturday morning, you’re probably not going to appreciate it if you stumble upon a massive orgy whilst doing so.

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Unless you’re the kind of person that wants to join in that is. But 51-year-old Darron Abbot wasn’t having any of it and instead called the police and left the scene deeply shocked and disturbed. Kind of a spoil sport you might say, but here’s how Darron described the whole thing:

I was walking my dog Sam in Garfit’s Park in Wyberton, Lincolnshire (pictured below).

I was clearing up some dog mess when a woman in a nearby car knocked on the window and beckoned him over.

The female in the car seemed to be very active on a man’s lap. Her top was up in the air and everything was hanging out. It does not take a genius to work out was going on.

You could see the woman in the front and she was bouncing up and down on a man’s knee. I made a rapid retreat.

It then became apparent that the silver Volkswagen parked next to the Audi was full of males. They seemed to be taking turns getting into the car with the woman.

Just after the police arrived a silver Peugeot arrived also full of males. It appears the various males were waiting for their turn. They were probably in their mid-20s or 30s.

The police told me that were drunk and they sent them on their way with a caution, which I don’t think is a massive deterrent.

If people are going to do this there are places for it. It’s not here. There’s lots of families with children here and this was 8am in morning.

It wasn’t like it was late on a Friday night, this was happening in broad daylight and I couldn’t believe my eyes.

We had a fireworks party on the evening and it certainly made an entertaining story for our guests.

So my day ended with a bang as well as beginning with a bang.

Man that pun kinda sums this guy up – he’s blatantly been having the most vanilla sex all his life although I do take his point that it’s not really the most appropriate place or time for these guys to be engaging in this kind of behaviour. Still, I reckon Darron needs to chill the fuck out a bit.

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