First up, the above photo isn’t related to this video at all, but when I typed ‘Dildo Gun’ into Google Images that is what came up. It’s a pretty spectacular drawing that someone has made, and has even included an ‘optional vibrator bayonet’ which is pretty amazing.
This video is about dildos and guns, you won’t be disappointed if you’re into either of those things.
Cue crazy German dude who makes YouTube videos of himself firing home made slingshots and catapults. Now I’m not talking about a crappy Dennis The Menace slingshot that will launch a 2p piece off the back of you mate’s head and maybe cause a bit of bleeding but most definitely won’t kill him or anything, I’m talking about home made catapults that resemble big guns that will most certainly do some damage.
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At the start of the video this dude is seen firing what can only be described as a B.F.G. (that’s a big fvcking gun to all you non-Doom playing losers). I’m gonna find that video right after my lunch because it looks totally ridiculous, although, the gun that this video is about is probably somewhat more ridiculous. The dude has made a ‘Gun Of Love’, that yup, as promised, fires dildos. Vibrators to be more precise.
The guy seems really happy with his homemade dildo firing machine, and has this video demonstrating the pure devastation one of these things would cause, even referring to the damage as ‘ripping you a new hole’ – very fitting.
It looks like the guy has set up his camera in a public park and proceeded to fire vibrators through a huge mound of jelly type substance. Imagine if you walked into that on a Sunday morning, complete head fvck. Check it:
