One of the more amazing details from the 14-page indictment on Diddy’s alleged sex trafficking and sexual abuse offences is the fact that he had a ridiculous baby oil and lube collection at his house; over 1,000 bottles of the stuff.
Probably not a good look when you’re being accused of trafficking, drugging and raping both men and women at ‘freak-off’ parties, but not to worry, because Diddy’s lawyer, Marc Agnifilio, has the perfect explanation:
“I don’t think it was 1,000. I think it was a lot. I mean, there is a Costco right down the street. I think Americans buy in bulk, as we know”
People are buzzing about the massive quantity of baby oil found when the feds raided #Diddy‘s homes — and his lawyer #MarcAgnifilo is offering up an explanation. Full story here: https://t.co/A4MBWj3ohO pic.twitter.com/kUAEA9glwX
— TMZ (@TMZ) September 25, 2024
I mean, you can’t argue with that logic, can you? Why would alleged rapist and sex trafficker Diddy, or anyone for that matter, have 1,000 bottles of lube at their home? Well, obviously because Americans buy in bulk. It’s a tough economy! Diddy’s just looking for good deals at Costco like the rest of us.
Yeah OK he might be a billionaire, own several mansions, yachts, brands, and all the rest of it, but the last few years have been hard on everyone financially. Nothing to see here, Diddy’s just a Costco guy, that’s all!
Aside from being put on suicide watch after the ‘shock’ of being denied bail, Diddy is now also apparently refusing to eat out of fear that he’ll be poisoned. Which seems a little counter-productive because he’s almost certainly staying in prison for the rest of his life, so he may as well risk being poisoned so that he doesn’t lose too much weight and become his cellmate’s b1tch. Oh well, I guess he’s got all the time in the world now to weigh up the pros and cons.
For the photos from Diddy’s infamous all-white party in 2000, click HERE.
