The generation who grew up watching Denise Richards in Wild Things probably have a bit of money in their pocket by now, so I guess it makes sense that the 52-year-old actress is now raking in $2 million a month from her subscribers on OnlyFans.

Having said that, according to Yahoo, she doesn’t even post nudes. Denise Richards’s profile is “less than risque” but she still has “100,000 followers and makes $2 million a month doing it.”

Is it any wonder her daughter Sami joined OnlyFans the minute she turned 18? According to the same article, Sami Sheen already has “4,000 followers” and is making “$80,000 a month.” Who are these lunatics spending money in this stuff? Do they realise that porn has been free on the internet for over 20 years?

I honestly can’t imagine being a woman who can just throw on a bikini or a bra (or nothing at all), take a few pictures, put them online, and then sit back and collect anywhere from tens of thousands to millions a month. Literally can’t imagine it because my t*ts are terrible and my willy isn’t saying much either. No one would pay money to see any of my private parts. But here’s Denise Richards at 52 years of age making millions of dollars by posting what are probably the tamest photos on OnlyFans.

Good work if you can get it. Now, what you really clicked for…

For the time Charlie Sheen went on a coke-fuelled holiday in Hawaii with a blonde, brunette and redhead for company, click HERE. Those were the days!