DATING ARIANE: My struggles with becoming addicted to websites which allow you to waste time on the internet effectively (King of Kings 3 anyone? Or even Cheeky Bingo, but that was less severe) have been well documented on Sick Chirpse but I think both of them have been beaten with the emergence of Dating Ariane. I have my roommate Jos to blame for Dating Ariane, but it’s way more fun than King of Kings 3 and Cheeky Bingo – although it doesn’t give you the potential to win money like either of those did – so I’ll let him off. That is if I can ever stop playing Dating Ariane.
The basic premise of Dating Ariane is that you arrive at this babe Ariane’s house and have to take her on a date with the main aim of what every guy is trying to do on a date – you know, to get laid. Doesn’t sound like THAT much fun right? But it totally is. Dating Ariane works like one of those old point and click games. Basically at any time in Dating Ariane depending on where you click on the screen there will be a few different options and it depends which combination of options you choose as to how far you get with Ariane that night. Try and touch her breasts when you first meet her and the date is off! Don’t know enough about art at the art museum and the date is off. Get her too drunk and she’ll pass out. Don’t get her drunk enough and she won’t go skinny dipping with you in the pool. Etc Etc
The best thing about Dating Ariane though is the sheer amount of options that exist and just how hard it is to get anywhere with her. You’ll be pulling your hair out when Ariane finishes the date early because you ate too much of the steak dinner. Or gave her too many compliments. Or kissed her neck before you were supposed to. But if you persist with Dating Ariane you can get some of the best endings ever. For example, after making out with Ariane in the hot tub you can get her to go to the store and buy beer naked. Or maybe take her up to Lookout Point and get her to have $ex with you in her jeep. Or even get her to visit her friend at the lingerie store and instigate a threesome!!!
I haven’t actually managed to initiate any of these endings yet (Dating Ariane is really really hard, probably why it is so addictive) but I’ve read about them on a Dating Ariane walkthrough (Yep, Dating Ariane is that popular that a walkthrough for it exists) and seen the screenshots so they do exist. I guess I’ll just have to keep playing Dating Ariane even more to try and make them happen.
If you want to play Dating Ariane follow this link here. But be warned: Dating Ariane is the most addictive game I have found on the internet yet (way more than King of Kings 3 or Cheeky Bingo) so be prepared to waste even more time trying to get into her pants than you do with most real life women.
