Golden Balls

Let’s end today where we started – South Carolina. A couple of no-good, low down and dirty types decided they were going to rob a shop at gun point. They did pretty well, got some cash, people’s wallets, credit cards, jewelry and the like and off they ran.

So what went wrong in this idyllic tale of theft? One of the crims, James, had thought it would be an excellent plan to disguise himself by painting his face gold. Not with special face paint though, he used normal, ultra-toxic, metallic gold paint. It got in his eyes and into his lungs and he died wheezing on the floor shortly after the escapade.

That’s the end of today’s selection folks. Join us for #8 coming soon…

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