Knickers In A Twist
Back in 2002, in Colorado a drunken buffoon turned up at A&E. Nothing unusual there I guess. But his complaint was odder than usual, he’d swallowed a strippers knickers and they’d not reappeared from the other end. This worried him, so like any moron he decided to do something completely ridiculous to try to sort out the beef. He took a wire coat hanger and jammed it down his throat in the hope that he could hook them out. He failed to hook them, but he did succeed in lacerating his oesophagus, getting infected and dying.
A Bit Of A Shocker
Joseph D. Maliborski lived in New York and was 20 back in 2007. He was drunk and he was driving. A good solid start to a Darwin Award tale. He smashed his car into a ditch and knocked down a power line but picked up only minor injuries. He didn’t want jail time for a DUI so came up with an excellent plan: steal a farm vehicle and pull his car out himself. So off he trotted, robbed a tractor and drove the hunk of metal straight into the fallen power lines. Good night Joe.
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