As you can imagine for a man who starts drinking vodka as soon as he wakes up on Christmas Day, Danny Dyer was a little worse for wear by the time the Eastenders Christmas special rocked up. People should have known better to mess with him after seeing this tweet:
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Happily pissed.
— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) December 26, 2015
Many may have calmed down after that, but unfortunately Danny had spotted this tweet from Alex Pym – AKA The Pymster – and decided to go in hard (and yes I know these tweets are from Boxing Day but I imagine Danny Dyer started drinking on Christmas morning and didn’t stop until the end of Boxing Day):
https://twitter.com/alexpym5908/status/680848910139654144
There was only one way for Danny to reply – by royally rinsing the shit out of him:
I'd wanna shot myself in the head as well if my dog had a better boat than me. Send my love to ya missus. x https://t.co/WKxnKMISU6
— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) December 26, 2015
Ouch. If you don’t speak Cockney, then boat is short for boat race which is rhyming slang for face. So Danny is basically saying that he thinks the dog has a better face than The Pymster. Burn.
Obviously The Pymster (sorry I can’t get enough of typing that) tried to smooth over the situation by grovelling back to Danny, but I’m sure you can guess the reaction a pissed Danny Dyer gave to that. Yeah, he just ignored it and got back on it. Merry Christmas Danny – the gift that keeps on giving.
https://twitter.com/alexpym5908/status/680855806443663361?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
For more Danny Dyer, check out the interview we did with him a while back.
