If there’s one man who has ridden the Instagram boom harder than anyone, then it’s Dan Bilzerian as literally nobody knew who he was until he started posting loads of pictures of himself with a bunch of guns and babes, but now his ex girlfriend Lindsey Pelas has decided to spill the beans about what his actual lifestyle entails.

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And somewhat disappointingly, if looks as though Dan Bilzerian does actually party all the time and have a completely sick looking life. I was kinda hoping it was all for the cameras and he actually spent a lot of the time moping around knitting or something, but what you see really is what you get with the guy.

Here’s what Pelas had to say:

Absolutely it’s all real, which is crazy. 100 percent.

I was 23 when we met and this was one of the first people I met in LA, period.

So with Dan came a ton of adventure, I met now some of my life-long friends through Dan, and Dan made it a purpose to make me ‘internet famous’.

So hanging out with Dan came with a lot of perks but it was 100 percent real, his lifestyle was real.

It was so interesting to me that the first time we met I actually came home and I wrote the entire story down, like, I had 10 pages of ‘when I met Dan Bilzerian’ because it was the wildest night and just situation.

But no, that’s 100 percent his life, which is fascinating.

It was at a party at the Playboy Mansion.

Immediately, a security guard came up to me and said, ‘Hey, do you want to meet Dan Bilzerian?’.

So they brought me over there and he, literally, was just… his first words were, actually, ‘I like the way you jiggle’. It was the first thing he said and then I responded with, ‘This is what the real thing looks like’ – just so cheesy.

But we hung out all night, and I remember, when we went back to his place – it was the first time I’d ever been in, like, I think it was a Rolls Royce and there was like a zebra rug on the floor, like, something outrageous, and I was, like, ‘What the f*** is this?’

And when we got back to the house, I remember specifically the kitchen was filled with, like, fruit and snacks and trays.

And it was the first time I’d ever seen, like, a cornucopia of food, like, I’d been to Thanksgiving dinner but I’d never seen such a display on a random Halloween night at someone’s home.

It was shocking.

But the whole thing was real; he is the real deal.

Does that sound like a wild night? Girl just went to the Playboy Mansion, hooked up with Dan Bilzerian and went back to his house where he had loads of food laid out in his kitchen? Sounds kinda tame to be honest and not worth writing out ten pages over, unless she has really big handwriting or something.

Anyway, I didn’t really think that Dan didn’t live his life how it’s presented – he’s too much of a douchebag not to live his life like that – but it’s good to know that he is 100% legit. Even if that does mean he’s a major douchebag. Bastard.

For more of the same, check out this absolutely ridiculous story about Dan losing his virginity. Of course it’s ridiculous.