You tried, little guy. You tried your hardest and that’s all we can really ask of you. Maybe next time tag team up with Walter the dog and you can both do your thing at the Miss Bum Bum Brazil competition next month.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVB8cp-t2ag

Just a shame Giant George isn’t still with us – you know he’d have got the job done with no hassle.