Thought we’d check in on how Ronaldo is doing after his $200m-a-year move to the Saudi Pro League was completely overshadowed by Lionel Messi tearing up MLS with game-winning goals every week.
Turns out he’s still crying like a baby, throwing tantrums on the field and aggressively yelling in terrified referees’ faces, while also brutally shoving selfie-taking fans who get in his way:
🚨Cristiano Ronaldo left the field very angrypic.twitter.com/h1ORe1Dusl
— VAR Tático (@vartatico) August 22, 2023
You may be asking yourself – why would Ronaldo be so vexed in a game that his team won and thus qualified for the Asian Champions League group stage? Well – here’s the reason. He had a potential wonder goal completely ruined by a defender who hand-balled, and the referee completely missed it and so failed to award a penalty that he would have surely taken and converted:
Clear Hand ball.
Cristiano Ronaldo robbed again. Ffs.
— CristianoXtra (@CristianoXtra_) August 22, 2023
What a travesty! Messi is over in MLS scoring exciting, crucial goals for fun and being paraded around town as a hero, and meanwhile Ronaldo can’t even get the officials to give him a stonewall penalty in the Saudi Pro League. No wonder he’s so mad! Although I’m not sure that means he should be pushing random people over, although I am a fan of him screaming in the faces of officials.
Well anyway, at least he’s not beating up his girlfriend like other footballers we could mention.
