I don’t have children (thank God) but I’m pretty certain that people that do end up regularly saying a bunch of ridiculous things to them as they struggle to understand just what is going on in the world.

One dad – who must have been some kind of sick artist as well – decided that he would illustrate some of these phrases and the results are pretty hilarious as he creates visuals to accompany lines such as ‘stop riding that penguin – we’re leaving’ and ‘get that toilet seat off of your head’. Like I said, it really helps that he’s a completely sick artist as well.

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