As if you couldn’t already tell from his stoner days or footage of him going beast mode in the gym, Barack Obama is the most swagged out US President since, well, since that dirty dog Bill Clinton.

Here’s what happened when a guy in Chicago told him not to touch his girlfriend:

Cool as it gets. He probably could have snapped his fingers and had the guy assassinated right there and then but he just laughed it off and even kind of sneakily hit on the girl anyway on his way out. That’s how you President.

Boyfriend shouldn’t be worried anyway, we all know Barack Obama is stuffing Beyonce on the down low anyway.