We all know what it’s like when you’re drunk and horny – all you want to do is get the person you’re with back to your place and go at it ASAP.

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However, some people decide that they can’t wait that long and instead choose to have a go on a busy public train. Namely this wasted couple who tried to indulge in a bit of the old BJ action by the carriage toilets of all places. Classy.

Clearly these guys have had way too many ales – while the guy doesn’t even have his dick out of his pants, I don’t even know what the woman is up to. Either way, they both end up giving up pretty sharpish and instead he chooses to sloppily sit on his GF’s lap for the remainder of the journey. Probably a better idea mate.

Urgh – I dread to think what those two got up to when they finally got home. Grimy as fuck.

For more public displays of affection, check out this couple who were filmed having sex on a busy train platform in Barcelona.