The mayor of Georgetown, Texas took a toilet break in the middle of a city council meeting the other day, and accidentally left his microphone on as he did his business. Naturally, everyone else began pissing themselves laughing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRHVIcesOH4
The best part is he has no idea what everyone’s cracking up about when he returns. Good thing he didn’t take a #2 I guess, though he wouldn’t have had a choice if he’d been sitting on the most dangerous toilet in the world instead.