THE LIEUTENANT
- Film: Bad Lieutenant (8)
- Loneliness: 9
- Results Gotten Whilst Playing by Own Rules: 2
- Substance Abuse: 10
- Deadness of Wife: 3*
- Bursting into Tears Potential: 10
- Use of Term “Shitbird”: 9
- Likelihood of Falling in Love with Prostitute: 9
- Likliehood of Killing Self: 9
- Likelihood of Being Shitcanned off the Case: 5
- Walking Around Naked for No Reason Potential: 10
- Likelihood of Offering to Fight Gary Busey on his Partner’s Lawn to Prove Some Weird Point, Even Though he’s Already Arrested Him and the Film Should be Over: 2
- Likelihood of Pulling Over Two Teenage Girls and Forcing Them to Mime Oral Sex As He Stands Outside the Car Masturbating: 750
- Edgy Cop Wisdom: (While speaking to Jesus) “Mutt! You got something that you want to say to me? You fvck! You rat fvck! You rat fvck!” (5)
* Points awarded because, though alive, he probably wishes she was dead.
