I guarantee that most people reading this have probably experienced premature ejaculation or erectile disfunction at least once in their life for whatever reason, and the good news is that this might never be a problem again thanks to this new metal contraption named the ‘Stays Hard’.

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Apparently the gadget can keep your penis erect for up to 12 hours and could be available on the NHS by 2012. It helps to maintain a ‘solid’ erection even after you’ve blown your load and can be easily fitted by either partner in a matter of seconds. It’s also easily compatible with condoms and other forms of contraceptive.

Its founder, 70-year-old Richard Wylie, has the following to say about it:

Erectile dysfunction is a nightmare situation. When a man loses potency, it’s like he loses his life.

Many men decide not to do anything about it. They don’t want to talk about it and their wives or partners think it’s their fault. If untreated it can lead to the break-up of marriages and relationships.

‘Stays Hard’ has been created for all the millions of guys out there who have got problems. It was patented with them in mind.

I’m not unique. Most men over 40 will notice their erections aren’t as strong as they used to be.

This is the best thing since sliced bread. I’ve used it myself and I wouldn’t back any product I didn’t fully believe in. It’s fantastically simple and effective, and essentially promotes relationship harmony.

It can be used by any man with an enlarged prostate, prostate cancer, diabetes, heart problems or those who are, perhaps, back in the dating game and simply nervous.

‘Stays Hard’ has been specifically designed to be comfortable, easy to use and pleasurable for both partners, giving a natural feeling.

Well it certainly sounds like it does the job and might be something worth investing on in later life (or now). What’s more, it only costs £40 if you can’t get a prescription for one because you’re too embarrassed to tell your doctor about your problems, so it’s affordable for pretty much everyone. Result.

In case you’re wondering, it’s made from a spring steel and a medical grade thermoplastic tubing and has been tested amongst men of all ages with outstanding results. I reckon Wylie is probably going to be a millionaire before he dies, and have a lot of thankful guys and girls out there too.

If you can’t wait until 2018 when it’s expected to go to market, here are some pro tips from Redditors. Not quite the same, but hey – beggars can’t be choosers.