When it comes to fast food, you know what you’re getting. It might not be fine dining and the service is not top quality, but that’s the deal when it comes to fast, cheap grub.

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Nevertheless, for some city dwellers, McDonald’s and Wetherspoons is about as top notch as it gets. And when their service dwindles or is a cut above the rest, they feel the only appropriate course of action is to leave a review.

Not that we’re complaining – the appraisals left by customers are pure comedy gold, which is why we’re back with another round up of our favourite crappy reviews from fast food hotspots.

Today our restaurant (used loosely) of choice is The Layton Rakes J D Wetherspoon in Blackpool. Expect some top notch analysis and justified complaints:

Cheaper than Wetherspoons?

BEST EVER

No one wants the skinny chicken

Clean. Smart. Interesting.

Has Wetherspoons changed their name to Witherspoons?

That review took a sudden turn for the worst

Big up to Alister on his Blackpool ‘spoons bar crawl

If you go to ‘spoons, you’ve got to expect solo drinkers at 9.30am

Seriously disgruntled customer

Nearly top marks in everything

Fun for everyone

Yeah Wetherspoons – why hide them under the fish so few?

Good to know

Short and to the point

No one likes a cold lamb shank

Well done Blackpool, you’ve done us proud. This week my personal favourite has to be Alister, who decided via Google Reviews to announce that he had been on a Wetherspoons bar crawl… in Blackpool. Bet that hangover was chronic.

For our last instalment of our favourite crappy fast food reviews, click HERE.