Kanye West $120 Plain White T-Shirt
What do you mean “$120 for a plain white T-shirt?” What are you, some kind of peasant? Kanye West himself designed these T-shirts. Oh wait, no he didn’t. Correction: Kanye West himself lended his name to these T-shirts so that they could be marked up at approximately one trillion %. Undoubtedly the greatest plain white T-shirt of all time.
Alternatively you could buy the Sick Chirpse Christmas T-shirt, because it’s cheaper, better, and has Santa Claus smoking a fat doob on the front.
128 oz. Flask
You may not think you can finish this on your own, but you can still put it to good use at a Christmas or New Year’s party. Make the rule that nobody is allowed to leave the room until this flask is completely empty and just keep drinking until you end up with either an orgy or a fight in your living room – a memorable evening either way.
