What To Buy: Your Ex
Rough breakup, huh? Maybe you bought someone a sex toy in the shape of your head last year and it didn’t go down too well? Show them how much you care by sending a pile of actual shit to their doorstep. With shitexpress.com you can choose the animal poo of your dreams and have it shipped anonymously to anywhere in the world. If you’re feeling kind then you can always purchase the fake poo that they use in films and TV from boxofshit.com, but that’s not as fun.
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