What To Buy: Your Kid Sister

Baby Wee Wee is just like every other baby doll except that it has a tiny plastic penis that it “urinates” from and it’s existence causes me genuine physical pain. Multiple people obviously thought that producing this atrocious plaything was a good idea, a crazy toy designer must’ve given the most convincing pitch in the history of the universe and deluded investors handed over decent money to create it.

There’s no wonder why this little chap didn’t end up as a character in Toy Story – the main reason being that he’s creepy as fuck. Please don’t actually buy this for your little sister, or anyone, it is an abomination that must be eradicated from toy stores everywhere.

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