The Sick Chirpse Christmas Present Guide (NSFW)

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What To Buy: Mum

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Science has proven that as soon as a woman gives birth she has the undying urge to hoard candles that she’ll never ever burn. That and she’ll gain a sudden adoration for decorative sticks in jars that serve barely any purpose at all, which you could probably make on the cheap if you’re going down the handmade route.

Yankee Candle do some pretty odd scents such as Baby Powder or Angel’s Wings (who has ever sniffed an angel’s wing?) but this Schnitzel Noodles scent is pretty ridiculous. At first I thought this was one of the many Photoshopped candle variants that made the rounds on the internet a few years ago but nope – it’s definitely real and available to buy from Amazon. Failing that, you can always get her this weird bar of soap with a picture of your face on it.

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