Stuck for what to get your nearest and dearest this Christmas? Not to worry, Sick Chirpse is here to help with five of the most unique and must-have items of Christmas 2013.
Let’s take a look:
Little Rooster Vibrator/Alarm Clock
Not sure how any girl is going to get a decent night’s sleep with a vibrator shoved up her vagina but nonetheless, this vibrator/alarm clock combo is on the market and available this Christmas. Get one for your girlfriend and she’ll never be late to work again.
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