Richard Bacon

Richard Bacon was sacked from Blue Peter after he admitted taking cocaine.

First things first, he didn’t just take cocaine – he admitted to smoking it – which is mental. Even John Leslie hasn’t smoked crack and he’s a real depraved individual.

Secondly, it was said to have happened during a 12 hour drug and alcohol binge which in my opinion single handedly makes up for every soul swallowing moment he spent giving out the famous blue badges.

The BBC’s Ms Heggessey spoke out about the sacking of Bacon saying:

“It is sad that such a talented presenter as Richard Bacon has not only let himself and his colleagues down but, most important of all, he has let down the millions of children who watch Blue Peter.”

She then had the audacity to say that Blue Peter had spent 40 years being:

“A force for good, providing positive role models for children to follow and helping them to become responsible and caring adults. It is vital that nothing tarnishes that reputation.”

I’d suggest that idiot read this article. Thoroughly.