Last night, 50 Cent posted a clip on Instagram from ex-girlfriend Chelsea Handler’s stand-up routine where she mentioned his penis size in a very specific context…
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“It’s a big pill to swallow in the beginning, but when you warm up to the idea, and you pick the right candidate, right? Small or medium, you know, you’re not going to, like, do that with 50 Cent.”
Naturally 50 Cent was supremely gassed with this compliment and so shared it on his own IG page with a caption bigging up Chelsea as ‘the funniest’. Must be quite the ego boost for him knowing that his ex-girlfriend from 2010 is still talking about how big his penis is in 2023. I mean, imagine having your day interrupted with that knowledge between making millions of dollars selling vitamin water and collecting millions in royalties from your old rap albums. No wonder the guy always looks so happy!
On the other hand, this might work against 50 Cent. Having a huge penis is all well and good until rumours that you’re too big for anal start doing the rounds. Before you know it, you’re getting turned down by women left, right and centre. So while 50 Cent might seem happy with such a public compliment, inside he may be seething.
Although I’ve just found an old video where Chelsea Handler talked about 50 Cent’s willy previously on James Corden’s show, so maybe the damage was already done:
Fair play to Chelsea on taking it like a champ, I guess?
