We said earlier that we would bring you news of Charlie Sheen’s reaction to officially being fired from Two and a Half Men earlier today, expecting it to be suitably ridiculous. But probably not this ridiculous. Obviously, he climbed up to the roof of a really tall building, swung a machete around, drank red liquid out of a bottle labelled Tigerblood and quoted Martin Luther King Jr: ‘I’m free at last, free at last man.’ He was also hanging out with one of his goddesses and some random black dude. Here’s a video, of course:

Just when you think he can’t get any better, the dude tops himself, again. I kinda thought that this whole ‘world being in love with Charlie Sheen and his dumbass escapades thing’ might last for about as long as that homeless guy who struck it big then immediately hit the bottom (what the hell even happened to that guy?) but it seems like Charlie Sheen might be sticking around for a while, either due to having the best writers in the business behind his antics, simply being a complete G, or actually being mentally unstable. Who knows?