Like thousands of celebrities before him, Charlie Sheen joined twitter last night. He already has almost 700,000 followers. So far he’s only tweeted 12 times, but these have included a number of pictures such as this one that accompanied his first tweet ‘Winning..! Choose your Vice… #winning #chooseyourvice‘:
Who’s the girl? Why are they holding bottles of milk?? Who the hell knows man, it’s Charlie Sheen, the whole point is that it doesn’t make any sense. He later tweeted this picture of an oscar with his face on it alongside the comment ‘Winner..! 2012… #winner‘
He later tweeted a picture of his watch, alongside the comment ‘The only watch that keeps Warlock time – Class of 1927 ring “Bambino U” #winning‘
Other choice tweets that have emerged from the fingers of the celebrity that the whole world can’t stop talking about include:
‘Just got invited to do the Nancy Grace show… I’d rather go on a long road trip with Chuck Lorre in a ’75 Pacer….’
‘My sons’ are fine… My path is now clear… Defeat is not an option..!’
‘@iamdiddy Get dressed my man… sending the driver..!’
Stay tuned for news of an epic night of partying involving Charlie Sheen and P Diddy. Let’s hope it doesn’t end in a lawsuit for $1 trillion though this time.
You can follow Charlie Sheen over at twitter.com/charliesheen
