Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay has had some problems of late which were emphasised by her inability to perform to even her lowest standards as the Mean Girl star struggled to encapsulate the audience during her appearance on SNL (Saturday Night Live) on the weekend.

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You didn’t laugh did you? Thought not. That might have been Chris Martin’s fault though.

Anyway…how many time do we have to hear about LiLo going to court because of stupid spoilt rich kid stuff that she seems to do so well? LiLo was once a beautiful young charismatic actress but has now made the Kafkaesque transformation into a horrible beetle or Hollywood golem if you will. These golems are created by bratiness, wealth and idiocy – and can be seen moving in groups of several stupid spoiled whores all over the greater Los Angeles areas e.g. Paris Hilton, Snooki.

If it’s not for selling herself on eBay or offering sailors a tug and rub for a tenner you better believe she’s in there for stealing. She doesn’t fall into the Parent Trap any more but rather the traps set by security guards who catch her doing her best impression of a cat burglar whilst nicking a $2,500 necklace from Kamofie & Co Jewelers. However, it isn’t always jewellery that LiLo likes to steal but she can also be seen pictured below with several different handbags she has lifted from boutiques across America…she even changes her hair as a disguise every other time. She. Is. Mental.

Turns out she some how flicked her ginger hair the right way and got off with a slap on the wrist again. One of these days she is gonna have to serve her time though and do the same kind of public service as Paris Hilton…I don’t know if “One Night On A LiLo” has the same ring as “One Night In Paris” though – we’ll see.