Celebrities Trying To Rap

Macho Man Randy Savage calling Hulk Hogan out. I love this guy. I grew up watching him prancing and frolicking in his fluorescent, glittering cowboy garbs in the WWF ring. Yeah, that’s right, I said it. WWF. And I am sticking to it. Wrestling will forever be WWF to the children of the 80’s. Who cares about Panda’s? He also has a hilarious voice, so hearing him rap is truly awesome. One more thing you need to know about Macho is that he clearly enjoyed this tease with the rap world. So much so that later in his life he actually released an entire rap album entitled ‘Be a Man’.

RIP Mr. Savage. Indeed he was the original and truest King of “Swag”.

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Hulk Hogan’s Hulkomaniac was used as some kind of theme song reaching out to his loyal fan base of youngsters. This attempt to get in touch with the kids just ended up sounding more like a nursery rhyme and who would blame Macho Man Randy Savage’s attack on Hulk Hogan after hearing this mess of sounds.

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Now, this isn’t really a true advance into the world of rap, but hey ho, one more page to fill up so you will sit down and enjoy the musical talents of Michelle Trachtenberg, got it? Good. This is just Buffy’s little sister rapping along to Nicky Manaj in her car. It’s on here because I think she’s hot. I kind of think Nicky Minaj is hot too so listening to her intense masculine rapping tackled by an honorary vampire slayer is pretty hot to me. Oh, and one last little treat in this video is the fact that The Dawson is filming it. Listen to his DC Comics ‘Joker’ laugh. That is the sound of a 90’s heartthrob realising how dumb the world was for buying into that Dawson’s creek crap. Terrifying.