I imagine that being a teacher can get pretty stressful at times. But the real skill in the job comes from learning to deal with that stress. If you don’t learn how to do that and consequently have a melt down; meaning you make a fool of yourself in front of hundreds of children (as well as the entirety of the internet), rest assured that those witnesses will crucify you. Not to mention the memes. Who could forget about the memes?
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One Chinese teacher – identified only as Hou – is likely to learn that the hard way. Especially after the extra curricular activities that he’s been getting up to. Then again, given his crimes he deserves everything the kids can throw at him.
The 30 year old lab teacher had a known history of mental illness but had been given the okay by doctors to work in Taiping Middle School in Gaungxi Zhuang Autonomous Region, in the South of China. However, he suffered an episode during the school day which resulted in him stripping butt naked, running out into the playground, and pinning a student against a wall while trying to dry hump her. I’m guessing they’ve probably both had better days, to be honest.
The man was later arrested and his victim – a female pupil at the school – has been offered psychiatric therapy. Which I imagine she’ll be pretty grateful for after having her teacher’s sweaty balls rubbed against her leg.
Unfortunately for Hou, the whole thing was caught on CCTV and pictures of his bare ass have spread across the internet like wildfire. What a beautiful age we live in.
A spokesman for the Police force that apprehended Hou released a statement explaining why he had been allowed to work around children when he has a tendency to get naked and try to rape them:
The suspect appears to have been suffering from mental disorders since 2011, but doctors said he would have been fine if the illness had not returned in two years.
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Solid advice from the doctors here. Seems really reliable. ‘It’s been two years so you probably wont get your dick out in the playground. Off you go, mate. Kids to teach, pupils to molest.’ What absolute spanners.
