Well, well, well. Who could have seen this coming? It’s no secret that the PGMOL (Professional Game Match Official Limited) have long been a disgrace to football, but you’d never think one of the referees would be dumb enough to sit on a couch, look straight at a camera and call Jürgen Klopp a “German […]
From what we’ve seen on the internet over the last decade or so, Brazil is not the place to be robbing folks on the street. It’s a country that seems particularly keen on vigilante/street justice, and also happens to have one of the highest phone theft rates in the world. London, come meet you age
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Really disturbing moment from journalist Ellie Flynn’s new Channel 4 documentary ‘Magaluf Undercover: Predators and Parties’, where she pretends to be alone and completely wasted on a beach in Magaluf just to see how men in the vicinity react. Ellie is obviously completely sober and has a team watching and filming from close-by, but just
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I don’t think we can blame uni students too much for catching some Z’s during lectures – after all, they are paying for the privilege – but one class you probably don’t want to do that in is this professor’s over in the States. Unless you enjoy having old emo/pop punk classics sung in your
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Erling Haaland has 44 goals in 42 UCL games, which is absolutely freaking insane. However he may have scored his ridiculous goal yet in the competition last night after somehow managing to get on the end of this ball during Man City’s 5-0 thrashing of Sparta Prague, and putting away a flying backheel wonder goal:
An MMA fighter making his boxing debut faces a lifetime ban from the sport after just one fight, after KO’ing his opponent with a brutal head kick. Idris Abdurashidov was getting absolutely battered by pro boxer Bagher Faraji in Phuket, Thailand, the other night, and so pulled out the ultimate scumbag move with a vicious
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As if cyclists didn’t have a bad enough reputation already, this Ned Flanders-lookalike over in Utah named Gary Peacock is going viral for being an absolute pr1ck during a road rage incident with a 22-year-old lad named Pierce Kempton, who, in contrast, behaved like a complete gentleman throughout. Watch below: Average cyclist interaction in Utah.
Everything about Hurricane Milton over in Florida sounds absolutely terrifying. It’s the fastest hurricane to intensify from a tropical storm to a category 5 in the history of the Atlantic Ocean, and is causing total devastation with 180 MPH max sustained winds and gusts reaching 200+ MPH, which is borderline unthinkable. Even still, there are
A homeless man has been jailed for life after pushing a complete stranger onto the live train tracks on the London Underground, all because he apparently gave him a ‘dirty look’. Brwa Shorsh went up to the 60-year-old victim at Oxford Circus tube station in February and shoved him into the path of a Victoria
A man who slapped a one-year-old girl across the face in Barcelona while raging at tourists has been arrested. Here’s the footage currently going viral: On first watch, it seems pretty mental that the baby girl’s father/guardian didn’t immediately send this guy to the afterlife, but I guess his first instinct was to protect the
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The other day a clip of Conor McGregor having a playfight with Bukayo Saka on the pitch at the Emirates stadium went viral, and a load of Arsenal fans went into meltdown over the idea that their star player could have been injured by the reckless UFC legend, which would be absolutely disastrous for their
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Look, I know what you’re thinking – why the hell would anyone care what Dua Lipa mixes in her Diet Coke? Well that’s a very good and valid question, but given what we’ve seen previously from Dua Lipa, she could probably convince me to drink tap water from Flint, Michigan, so I thought it’s probably
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Despite being universally panned by critics and audiences alike, Joker 2 received a standing ovation at the Venice Film Festival earlier this year, which goes to show how much stock you should put into an event like that. Funnily enough, no one was more bemused by the applause than the movie’s star Joaquin Phoenix, who
The word’s most annoying and despicable streamer Jack Doherty has been banned from Kick after crashing his £150,000 McLaren while being on his phone and recording his friend bleeding inside. Here’s the clip in case you missed it (which I’m sure everyone did): Jack Doherty just crashed his brand new McLaren on stream 😳 https://t.co/WNnKGbmHbD
We don’t want to get into the whole Israel/Palestine thing on these pages because we are in no way experts on the matter, but it was interesting to see this exchange between Piers Morgan and pro-Palestine rapper Lowkey on Piers Morgan Uncensored the other night. Piers Morgan seems completely unprepared as Lowkey whips out a
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The phone-snatching situation in London has been an absolute joke for some years now, and so it’s good to get the occassional clip that proves that the police are at least sometimes able to track down offenders and retrieve phones for the victims. Amari Scott, 20, had two phones he had just nicked in his
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An absolute hero of a lady thwarted two thieves who snatched her e-bike this week by yanking one of them off a moped as they tried to speed off with it: Sadly, everyone else in the vicinity was rooted to the spot and too busy enjoying their coffees in Starbucks and filming the incident to
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Chris Eubank Jr has issued an apology after blasting Frank Warren and Eddie Hearn as ‘scumbags’ at a press conference to promote his Oct. 12 bout with Kamil Szeremeta, with both Warren (who was absolutely rattled) and Hearn sat on stage alongside him. Here’s what was said: ‼️ Chris Eubank Jr calls Frank Warren and
The other day we wrote about British OnlyFans star Bonnie Blue and her mission to sleep with ’50 freshers a day’ at unis around the UK. Well, just in case you thought she was fibbing, here’s some footage of Bonnie with fellow p0rn star Lily Phillips (who I guess is joining her), filming a queue
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Now here’s a policy we can get behind – Sir Keir Starmer calling for the return of the ‘sausages’ from Gaza during his very first conference speech as Prime Minister. During his speech in Liverpool, Starmer made a plea for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza, but slipped up and then called for the “return of
Incredible footage is doing the rounds of a police robot in Texas completely dominating an armed parole violator who had barricaded himself in a hotel room, eventually leading to the first ever police robot arrest in history. OK, the robot does look more WALL-E than Terminator, but it’s still pretty cool to see: This man
Another day, another viral plane meltdown video, and naturally it all went down on a Ryanair flight and involved a passenger that had consumed way too much alcohol and proceeded to make an absolute prat of herself. Here’s the footage: Woooah, woooah, wooooah, we’ve all had a drink. Let’s calm down a bit…..pic.twitter.com/XoL6ozrf35 — Col
Shockingly, Carol ‘10 boyfriends on rotation‘ Vorderman is not the biggest fan of Jordan Peterson, but did she really have to cut off this caller during her LBC Radio show when he tried to quote the polarising psychologist? Here’s the clip: “Society has a lot of contempt for men, there’s a quote from Dr Jordan
There’s absolutely never a reason to put yourself in a position where you’re trapped in a bear cave and coming face-to-face with the bear as it arrives home, but that’s the situation that lunatic influencer Stefan Janković found himself in this week. Serbian Stefan shared two clips of the encounter, one featuring himself face-to-face with
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If you’re going to have Shakira performing on stage in a short skirt, it would probably be a good idea to push the audience a few feet back instead of having them right up close to the raised platform and looking up at the 47-year-old singer with their phones. Perfect positioning for the perverts in
Wild scenes at the Jane’s Addiction reunion gig in Boston at the weekend after frontman Perry Farrell suddenly walked up to guitarist Dave Navarro and threw a punch at him, seemingly for no reason at all: Sad news in the band Jane’s Addiction. Perry Farrell assaults Dave Navarro in the middle of a performance. pic.twitter.com/mXDvlO0p0o
Of all the restaurants and fast food spots we’ve featured fights in on the pages of Sick Chirpse, I think this is the first time we’ve seen it kick off in a Panera Bread. It is supposed to be a “classier” establishment after all, but it was only ever a matter of time before some
Imagine you were getting ready to jump off a bridge and all of a sudden Jon Bon Jovi appears behind you and starts trying to talk you out of it. It would be so surreal that you’d think you already jumped and were in the afterlife! At the same time, if you were looking for
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A young lady with absolutely zero shame managed to avoid paying a restaurant bill by dropping a dead cockroach into her food at a restaurant in Guadalajara, Mexico. As you can see in the footage, the woman does a decent acting job in telling the waitress at the seafood restaurant that she found the cockroach
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It’s never nice to watch someone receive a beatdown in public, but if it has to happen, it may as well happen to a person harassing and physically assaulting a pregnant woman at a tram station in Prague. Here’s how that turned out for him: Guy in Prague harasses a pregnant woman, but it didn’t
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