A short overview of Boris Johnson’s political career. Including quotes from the man himself. Not one of the most politically correct people in politics.
Boris Johnson: “An Inverted Pyramid Of Piffle” Read More »
It turns out that Siberian Princesses were awesome – Inked up and high. Retro Tattoo Goddesses that took warriors and horses to their graves with them. Boom.
2,500 Year Old Tattoos on Siberian Stoner Read More »
Celebrity Big Brother is (sadly) back again and Sick Chirpse have done the dirty work and checked out what losers are on the show this year.
Celebrity Big Brother Is Back! Meet This Year’s Losers Read More »
Was the Olympic Closing Ceremony awesome or a pile of shit? Who cares really? We’ve got the sexy parts from it here for you.
Olympics Closing Ceremony: The Sexy Bits Read More »
A look back at the highs and lows of the closing ceremony of the Olympics 2012, featuring Eric Idle, Boris Johnson, and Taio Cruz.
The Olympic Closing Ceremony: A Celebration Of British Music And Taio Cruz… Read More »
Apparently getting your hair cut short is indicative of mental illness these days. That is if you’re Miley Cyrus and your new hairstyle makes you look like Butters from South Park.
Miley Cyrus Gets A New Haircut, The World Laughs At It Read More »
Reality TV is pretty gross in general but a reality TV show about conjoined twins is gross in more ways than one.
Reality TV Hits A New Low With Show About Conjoined Twins (VIDEO) Read More »
The world’s most famous whiskey has just released it’s first new product in over ten years: Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Honey.
Introducing: Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Honey Read More »
The punchline is he has Aspergus so actually CAN’T smile. Nice one lads.
Olympic Spectator Arrested For Failing To Smile Read More »
Piers Morgan once again gets shown to be the cock that he is on Twitter!
Bradley Wiggins Hates Piers Morgan As Much I Do! Read More »
Here are the details of some iPhone apps to be avoided at all costs. Why? Because they suck hairy yam bags, that’s why….
Worst iPhone Apps Ever #2 Read More »
Ukulele is brand new fashion brand from my buddy who’s main aim is to let you dress sexy without looking slutty. They’re also interested in designing retro clothes from the future.
Ukulele’s Guide To How To Dress Sexy Without Looking Like A Slut Read More »
ITV have announced a new Curb Your Enthusiasm style sitcom starring the X Factor’s Stacey Solomon. What!?!
Curb Your Cynicism: Stacey Solomon’s New Sitcom Could Be The Next Big Thing In Comedy Read More »
Not everyone is super excited about this Olympic 2012 thing that’s going on. I’m not. Here’s some pictures from London to show you the other side of it…..
London 2012 – The Other Side Read More »
Boomtown is the UK’s maddest festival and Sick Chirpse will be sending Batman_LDN down to represent this year.
Boomtown Festival Preview – Sick Chirpse And Batman_LDN Represent Read More »
Bradley Cooper plays the Elephant man but looks more like he’s just popped a pill rather than being physically disfigured.
Bradley Cooper Plays The Elephant Man Read More »
The Mayor Of London was left dangling 20 foot in the air today when a zip wire he was riding malfunctioned.
Boris Johnson Gets Stuck On Zip Wire Read More »
1908 was the first time London hosted the Olympics, and we smashed everyone to bits with our mad skillz. Kind of….
1908 – Britain Owns The World In London Olympics Read More »
Having Tourette’s Syndrome is unlucky enough as it is, but it probably sucks even more though if it makes you constantly make Nazi salutes though.Especially when there are some tough black dudes around.
Teenager With Tourette’s Syndrome Beaten Up For Accidentally Making Nazi Salute Read More »
We’ve all dreamed about those perfect people being fat and ugly like the rest of us, well what if it actually happened? Here are some pictures of it in action.
What If Jennifer Aniston And Other Gorgeous Famous People Were Fat And Ugly? Read More »
Banksy is at it again. That boy’s always got his finger on the pulse so of course his next target is the Olympics.
Banksy Takes On The Olympics Read More »
So everyone’s favourite “there’s nothing else good on” channel Dave have released the trailer for Red Dwarf’s tenth series which will be shown later this year
Red Dwarf X Trailer – A series too far? Read More »
Your favourite films growing up as a kid…edited into something really stupid.
Childhood Movies…Re-Cut! Read More »
The whole world is seemingly aflame at the London police for pulling the plug on a rare jam session between Bruce Springsteen and Paul McCartney.
Boss vs. Queen: Only the Boss Can Pull the Plug Read More »
An awesome kitten bullies a huge Doberman into submission. Has the cat vs dog war finally been won?
Awesome Kitten Bullies Huge Doberman Read More »
As the oppressive Internet gets stronger, the world’s saviours are summoning the devil through a fire tornado.
Bring Forth the Fire Tornado Read More »
A new reality TV is started in time for the summer and this time the format focuses on festival stewards. And yes, it’s shit!
Reality Television Hits New Low With Channel 4’s Latest Show, Summerdaze Read More »
The title says it all really, but the important question is: Would you hire her?
Girl Accidentally Emails Potential Employer Picture Of Nicolas Cage Instead Of CV Read More »
50 Shades of Grey has inspried a lot of people to a lot of fucked up things, but not until now has someone attacked their girlfriend with brown sauce for reading it.
Man Attacks Girlfirend With Brown Sauce For Reading 50 Shades of Grey Read More »
Ever wondered what it would be like to get hammered underwater? Neither have we, but it looks pretty sweet.
Underwater Nightclub Read More »
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