Nick Griffin is a twat, which is widely accepted by the majority of the UK but he really overstepped the mark over the weekend.
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Steven Gerrard, Frank Lampard, Joe Hart and Glen Johnson. They’re all in there somewhere along with Wally. Kelly Smith and Faye White are in there too but nobody really knows what they look like.
Where’s Wally Celebrates 25th Anniversary With England Footballers Read More »
Britain’s last analogue TV’s are about to be switched off – which means Ceefax, the original Teletext, is on its deathbed after 38 years of perfect flawless service.
Ceefax Is About To Be Shut Down After 38 Glorious Years Read More »
The US Navy is funding the development of a robot that can use everyday inanimate objects around it to save lives.
US Navy Funds MacGyver Robot Read More »
If your kids aren’t taking to your breastfeeding and it’s really bumming out what do you do? Breastfeed the next best thing, which is a dog obviously.
Freak Woman Breastfeeds Her Dog But Not Her Children Read More »
They’re from China and feature loads of creepy crawly bugs crawling around on people’s heads instead of their hair. Told you they were creepy/gross.
Creepiest, Grossest Dandruff Shampoo Adverts Ever Read More »
You can win a pair of Camper shoes just by taking a photograph and uploading it onto the internet. It’s that easy.
Competition: Camper Shoes Read More »
The punchline is that none of them are actually very sexy, they’re all just completely stupid. Who wants to dress up as a sexy cheeseburger FFS? You ain’t gonna get laid looking like that girlfriend.
Sexy Halloween Costumes – If You Think A Cheeseburger Costume Is Sexy That Is Read More »
Toyota has been in the wars in recent years but this new catastrophe could be the death of the car-making giant and maybe even the world as we know it…
Toyota Recall Millions Of Cars For Sticky Window Switches Read More »
If you’re gonna commit GTA then you should probably try and do it on someone who isn’t a world champion boxer. But if you’re a world champion boxer, you probably shouldn’t be getting told off by your dad.
Amir Khan Bangs Out Some Fools Who Tried To Steal His Range Rover Read More »
As Take Me Out returns to our screens for yet another series tonight, Sick Chirpse offers a guide for potential hopefuls on how to acquire a date.
The Sick Chirpse Guide To Surviving A Dating Show Read More »
Everyone’s favourite Dragon is currently undergoing tests in hospital over a suspected heart attack. Sick Chirpse wishes him a quick recovery.
Duncan Bannatyne Suffers Heart Attack Read More »
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ditching Cowabunga? Say it ain’t so. You’ll be even more disappointed/perplexed when you hear its replacement.
Companies have been training their staff for an obviously realistic ‘zombie apocalypse’ scenario.
Security Firm To Train Police And Military In Preperation For Zombie Outbreak Read More »
The Glasgow 2014 mascot is shit but is it as shit as the rest? We take to dem interwebz to find out so you don’t have to bother.
Clyde The Thistle And Other Slightly Shittter Mascots Read More »
Apparently it was International Talk Like A Pirate Day yesterday. I didn’t celebrate, but Barack Obama did. Obviously.
Barack Obama Celebrates International Talk Like A Pirate Day Read More »
With the summer on its way out, what better way of warming yourself then to read about the finest realty programming on TV today.
Sick Chirpse’s Reality TV Round-Up Read More »
I wouldn’t survive in the open ocean for more than 12 secs, so my hat is well and truly off to a guy that can stick out a day and a night in the Pacific.
Teen Survives 26 Hours In A Crate In The Alaskan Ocean Read More »
A couple of months ago we showed you this little spoof video of the iPhone 5 being leaked, that a lot of people actually thought was real. Idiots. But today Apple did actually unveil the iPhone 5 for the first time at some special presentation over in San Francisco. In the past Steve Jobs would
iPhone 5 Finally Revealed Read More »
Danny Dyer decided to commemorate the 11th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks by getting on his twitter account and calling the terrorists involved in the attacks ‘slags.’ You couldn’t make it up.
Danny Dyer Calls 9/11 Terrorists ‘Slags’ Read More »
Nachos and ice cream seem like a match made in heaven, so it’s surprising that nobody has combined them until Baskin Robbins recently decided to put them together and see what happened.
Baskin Robbins Introduces Ice Cream Nachos Read More »
There’s nothing like that sweet, sweet taste of revenge. Just ask this fella, he’ll tell you all about it…..
Nepali Man Bites Snake To Death Read More »
Hip hop and playing cards seem like a match made in heaven so it’s surprising that nobody has combined the two as effectively as these guys yet.
Hip Hop Playing Cards Read More »
Over the bank holiday weekend in America, some hicks decided to smash the world record for the biggest burger ever.
One Ton Bacon Cheeseburger Sets New World Record For Biggest Burger Read More »
Two of my favourite things have been united at last in a delicious combination of horror and ice cream.
Be inspired and check out what this guy’s done with his boring old holiday video.
Holiday Video Made Like A Boss Read More »
You can win a free trip to New Zealand, simply by explaining why stories are better than stuff.
Stories Over Stuff – Win A Free Trip To New Zealand Read More »
Barack Obama took place in a live Q & A on Reddit yesterday and pretty much broke the internet. Here’s a selection of some of the best questions he did manage to answer though.
Barack Obama Takes Part In Ask Me Anything On Reddit Read More »
Times are tough in the Spanish economy right now but at least they still have room in their budget for the annual ugly competition held in Bilbao.
A short post on the cast of The Only Way is Essex, their stupidity and how people may view them as role models.
T.O.W.I.E. – Seriously, Is This Shit For Real? Read More »
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