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This 128-Year-Old Man Claims That He Is Adolf Hitler

NOT THE NEWS / Sick Chirpse

That’s not Reich.

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Woman Sues Casino That Offered Her Steak Dinner Instead Of £35 Million Jackpot

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

This chick is not messing about.

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Marco Pierre White Jr Just Called Amber Rose A Slut For Posting This Bottomless Shot

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Not this guy again.

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The Origin Of Lord Buckethead: The True Winner Of The General Election

CHIRPSES, NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Breakout star.

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The Police Dog Who Was Fired For Being Too Nice Has Got A New Job

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Congratulations pup.

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Kylie Jenner Is Getting Ripped To Shreds For This ‘Plastic’ Bikini Shot

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Life is plastic, it’s not fantastic.

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Katy Perry Takes Part In ‘Free The Nipple’ Campaign By Posting This Picture

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Set them free.

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The ‘UK Kim Kardashian’ Just Took Part In This Bizarre Naked Seaweed Photoshoot

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Keepin’ it classy.

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Teacher Leaves Job After Getting Suspended For This Bedroom Selfie

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Seems a bit OTT.

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This Guy Runs A Business Selling Sinister Drawings From Sadistic Serial Killers In Prison

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Serial Killers Ink.

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Alec Baldwin’s Going To Be Pissed When He Sees This Photo Of His Daughter

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Every dad’s worst nightmare.

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Girl Says She’s ‘Too Hot To Be Roasted’; Gets So Destroyed She Deletes Her Account

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

She couldn’t handle the heat.

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Kim Kardashian Superfan Wants Another Life Threatening Surgery After Seeing These Photos

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

She’s already spent £140,000 on surgical procedures.

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Donald Trump’s Tour Rider Is As Deranged As You’d Imagine

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

An expert in making demands.

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Cambridge Uni Students Caught Skinny Dipping After Party Gets Out Of Hand

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Busted.

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The Police Thought It Was Acceptable To Take A Selfie With Man Who Was Paralytic

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Taking the piss.

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Meet The 3ft Japanese Porn Star Who Makes Money By Looking Like A Child

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Controversial.

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Doctors Warn Plastic Surgery Addict ‘You’re At Risk Of Developing A Uni-Boob’

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Mono-breast.

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Man’s Penis Gets Ripped To Shreds By Python In His Toilet (NSFL)

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Nowhere is safe.

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Firefighters Rescue Aunt And Schoolgirl After They Got Lodged In Park Baby Swings

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Beyond embarrassing.

Firefighters Rescue Aunt And Schoolgirl After They Got Lodged In Park Baby Swings Read More »

Nurse Gets The Sack After This Uniform Selfie Is Deemed ‘Too Sexy’

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

So unfair.

Nurse Gets The Sack After This Uniform Selfie Is Deemed ‘Too Sexy’ Read More »

Teenage Student Puts Virginity On Auction For An Insane Amount Of Money

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Yet another teen selling her first time.

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The ‘Cash Me Outside’ Girl’s Tour Rider Just Got Leaked And It Is Beyond Stupid

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

How bout dah?

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Surgery Addict To Get Genitals Shaped Smooth Like A Barbie Doll’s (PHOTO)

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Truly disturbing.

Surgery Addict To Get Genitals Shaped Smooth Like A Barbie Doll’s (PHOTO) Read More »

Kate Moss’s Sister Just Joined The ‘Free The Nipple’ Campaign With This Photo

NOT THE NEWS / Sick Chirpse

Sister, sister.

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The Woman With Europe’s Largest Boobs Now Wants The Biggest Butt To Match

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Baby wants back.

The Woman With Europe’s Largest Boobs Now Wants The Biggest Butt To Match Read More »

Leaked Medical Photos Show Chloe Khan Before And After Life Threatening Butt Surgery

NOT THE NEWS / Sick Chirpse

Messy procedure.

Leaked Medical Photos Show Chloe Khan Before And After Life Threatening Butt Surgery Read More »

10-Year-Old Girl Nearly Dies From Her Fidget Spinner Obsession

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

A spin too far.

10-Year-Old Girl Nearly Dies From Her Fidget Spinner Obsession Read More »

Church School Teacher Wins ‘Sex Factor’ Before Making Unbelievable Career Change

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

God is not going to be happy about this.

Church School Teacher Wins ‘Sex Factor’ Before Making Unbelievable Career Change Read More »

People Reveal The Most Outrageous Reasons They’ve Ever Had To Stop Mid-Sex

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Absolutely mortifying.

People Reveal The Most Outrageous Reasons They’ve Ever Had To Stop Mid-Sex Read More »

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