This Week’s Top 4 Non-News Items
What non-news guff has the Daily Mail vomited onto the world wide web of woe this week?
NOT THE NEWS
Security Called After Christina Aguilera Directs Torrent Of Abuse Towards Mickey Mouse At Disneyland
She called him an ‘Asshole’ and asked him if he ‘knew who she was’.
Hulk Hogan Is Training Rapper Riff Raff To Become A Wrestler In 2015
The most embarrassing parts of rap music and pro wrestling are about to combine in 2015.
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LISTEN: Drunk Dude Calls Police Because His Pizza Was 45 Minutes Late
Greater Manchester police have released this recording of some dopey guy calling 999 to report his pizza is late.
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Manchester Man Spends £100,000 To Look Like Kim Kardashian
The sad reality is that he’s ended up looking like a slutty hard boiled egg.
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Cereal Café Owner Drops Comeback Post On Channel 4’s Facebook Page
“I am not the selfish **** you have made me out to be.”
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Britain First Release ‘Taliban Hunting Club’ Hoodie
Amongst the other items of Britain First clothing there is an aftershave named ‘Lionheart No.9. Old-School Aftershave’, which we assume just pongs of ignorance, sadness and BO.
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This Girl Is Contacting The Mums Of Boys Who Threaten To Rape Her On Twitter
Revenge doesn’t get much sweeter than this.
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Tory MP Accidentally Favourites NSFW Bondage Tweet
He later tweeted that he only retweets and tweets, he does not use the favourite button, except for the other 55 tweets he has Favorited, obviously.
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Russell Brand Takes It On The Chin With Parklife Parody
Quasi-politico Russell Brand proves he’s still got a sense of humour with parody of Blur’s ‘Parklife’
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Homeless Charity Shelter Reject Donation From Banter-Bellend Dapper Laughs
Imagine what Joey Essex stands for, mixed in with some offensive misogyny and those wastemen that spend more on Jägerbombs to pull a girl in a club than they do on their Mum’s Christmas present and you’ve just created Dapper Laughs.
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Kim Kardashian Bleached Her Eyebrows, Looks Like An Idiot
Next big thing – the bleached eyebrow look.
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13-Year-Old Kim Kardashian Was Even More Insufferable Than Current Kim Kardashian
How long can you watch without punching a hole through your screen?
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A Bunch Of Horny Redditors Jerked To A Dude’s Butt Because They Thought It Was A Woman’s Boobs
Admit it, this could have easily happened to you.
UKIP Release ‘Calypso Song’
Still not as offensive as anything made by Iggy Azalea.
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404 Found: 10 Of The Internet’s Best Error Pages
404 Error Pages have never been so much fun.
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War Machine Just Wrote A Really Crap Poem To Christy Mack On Twitter
“Roses are red/ I found a man in our bed”
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Hugh Jackman’s Wife Is PISSED That People Keep Saying She’s Lucky For Marrying Him
Hugh Jackman’s wife kinda looks like his mum.
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