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This Playboy Model Is Letting Her Fans Decide What To Do With Her Boobs

NOT THE NEWS / Sick Chirpse

The future is in her fans’ hands.

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Flat-Earthers Are Putting Up Signs On Beaches To ‘Prove The Earth Isn’t Round’

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Idiots.

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Childhood Sweetheart Dogs Tie The Knot In Extravagant Island Wedding

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Too cute.

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Student Who Ditched Law Degree To Work In Porn Says She ‘Couldn’t Be Happier’

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

From A to D.

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Man Got This Horrendously Bad Topless Tattoo Of Girlfriend Moments Before She Dumps Him

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Big mistake.

Man Got This Horrendously Bad Topless Tattoo Of Girlfriend Moments Before She Dumps Him Read More »

Magaluf And Ibiza Planning To Ban Pissed Up Brits By 2018

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

This is the end.

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Desperate Porn Star Gives Wristbands To Manchester Freshers Offering To ‘Pop Their Cherries’

NOT THE NEWS / Sick Chirpse

There’s a first time for everything.

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The Human Ken Doll Wants A Sex Change So That He Can ‘Become Barbie’

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

What a jump.

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This Guy Won’t Stop His Naked Protest Until The Police Give Him Back His Weed And Bong

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Fighting the good fight.

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‘Harry Potter’ Actress Poses Fully Naked For The Very First Time

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

All grown up.

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Poundland Is Now Selling The UK’s Cheapest Sex Toy Range

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Christmas has come early.

Poundland Is Now Selling The UK’s Cheapest Sex Toy Range Read More »

Poundlound Is Making Halloween Scary Again With Its New Donald Trump Range

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Fancy dress on a budget.

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Blogger Loses 70K Followers After Posting These Brutally Honest Photos

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Shattered illusion.

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This Race Sees Men Competing To Carry Their Chubby Wives Over The Finish Line

NOT THE NEWS / Jack Beresford

Ready… set… GO!

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Teenager Branded ‘Busty’ By Teacher Before Being Kicked Out Of Class For Wearing Revealing Shirt

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Harsh.

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Woman Ordered To Stop Speaking ‘Foreign Muck’ After Using Welsh Language… In Wales

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Excuse me?

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Bake Off Judge Paul Hollywood Turned Up To Pub In Full Nazi Costume (PHOTO)

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

That’s not Reich.

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Naked Dude Caught Soiling Himself Outside Strip Club Before Trying To Get Into Another Pub

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Another level of wasted.

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Surgery Addict’s Botched Nose Job Leaves Him With Excruciating Permanent Erection

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Ouch.

Surgery Addict’s Botched Nose Job Leaves Him With Excruciating Permanent Erection Read More »

Chinese Village Celebrates ‘Dog Carrying Day’ By Carrying Dog Around All Day

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

It’s tradition.

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Richard Branson Is Riding Out Hurricane Irma Getting Pissed In His Wine Cellar

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

The ultimate lock-in.

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This Norfolk School Year 9 Disco Is Getting Trolled Hard By Thousands Of Druggies

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

It’s going to be a big one.

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27 Year Old Female Teacher Caught Sending Full Naked Selfies To Half Her Class On Snapchat

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Every teenage boy’s fantasy.

27 Year Old Female Teacher Caught Sending Full Naked Selfies To Half Her Class On Snapchat Read More »

This Desperate Uni Student Is Selling Her Virginity For Just £1,500

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Desperate times.

This Desperate Uni Student Is Selling Her Virginity For Just £1,500 Read More »

Here’s How One Photo Led To The End Of A Marriage

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Say cheese.

Here’s How One Photo Led To The End Of A Marriage Read More »

Make Your Own Moving Photos With This Instant GIF-Printing Polaroid Camera

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Don’t stand still.

Make Your Own Moving Photos With This Instant GIF-Printing Polaroid Camera Read More »

Michael Phelps Just Challenged Conor McGregor To A Swimming Race

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

All aboard the hype train.

Michael Phelps Just Challenged Conor McGregor To A Swimming Race Read More »

Teenager Banned From Facebook After Friends Grass Him Up For ‘Disrespecting’ Jesus Statue

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Blasphemy.

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Hackers Humiliate Justin Bieber By Posting These Photos From Selena Gomez’s Instagram Account

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Beyond embarrassing.

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ISIS Threaten World’s #1 Adult Movie Star Mia Khalifa With This Sinister Photo

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

X-rated threat.

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