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Model Cancels 400-Man ‘Blow Job Tour’ After Suffering From Horrific Facial Injuries (PHOTOS)

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

All good things come to an end.

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Woman Who Tattooed Her Dog’s Paw Prints On Her Boobs Is Upset That People Call Her ‘Paw Tits’

NOT THE NEWS / MF Jones

Woof.

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The Truth Behind The Leaked Photo Of ‘Bill Clinton With A Prostitute’

NOT THE NEWS / Sick Chirpse

Behind the camera.

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Mum Tucks Naked Drunk Stranger In Halloween Make Up Into Bed Thinking It’s Her Son

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Trick or treat.

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Man Faces Furious Backlash For Dressing As Madeleine McCann For Halloween

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Too far?

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This Year’s Pornhub Statistics Show How Depraved Everyone Really Is

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

You’re all wrong’uns.

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The Louis Theroux-Bot Is Coming Up With Some Absolutely Killer Documentary Ideas

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Let’s make it happen.

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Instagram Model Reveals How She Makes £55,000 A Year Without Having To Work

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Niche.

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2017’s Most Ridiculous Jeans Are Now A Halloween Costume

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

That didn’t take long.

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Tara Reid Papped Enjoying Herself A Little Bit Too Much On Date Night

NOT THE NEWS / Sick Chirpse

Britney moment.

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‘Love Island’ Couple’s Sex Tape Stolen In Smash And Grab

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Home video.

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Man’s Banjo String Snaps During Sex Because GF Was Distracted By X Factor

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Out of tune.

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16 Year Old Girl Who Spent Night With ‘Love Island’ Star Flees The Country

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Very suspicious.

16 Year Old Girl Who Spent Night With ‘Love Island’ Star Flees The Country Read More »

Drunk British Tourist Gets Worst Ever Chinese Forehead Tattoo

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

That hangover must’ve been killer.

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Inside The Luxury Resort Made Exclusively For Fat Guests

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

No judgment on this island.

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16 Year Old Who Spent Night With ‘Love Island’ Star Shares Her Side Of The Story

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Another twist in the tale.

16 Year Old Who Spent Night With ‘Love Island’ Star Shares Her Side Of The Story Read More »

High End British Prostitute Shares The Final Photo Of Parkinson Ridden Client

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

The final client.

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Model Whose Butt Implants Exploded Now Wants ‘Hips Made Of Glass’

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

She’ll never learn.

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Model Reveals Sordid Details Of Her Time As Saudi Arms Dealer’s ‘Pleasure Wife’

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

She was one of 11.

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A Noel Gallagher Lookalike Was Spotted ‘Licking Windows And Drinking White Lightening’

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Roll with it.

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Mia Khalifa Bombarded With Death Threats After Photoshopping Her Face Onto Image Of Virgin Mary

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

She’s no virgin.

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Man Posts List Of Psychopathic Demands In Search For The ‘Ideal Women’

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

So specific.

Man Posts List Of Psychopathic Demands In Search For The ‘Ideal Women’ Read More »

Human-Ken-Doll-Spends-$21000-On-Back-Implants

Surgery Addict ‘Human Ken Doll’ Just Had His Most Extreme Procedure Yet

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Too far.

Surgery Addict ‘Human Ken Doll’ Just Had His Most Extreme Procedure Yet Read More »

This 10 Month Old Baby Already Weighs As Much As A 9 Year Old Kid

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

The growth spurt started early.

This 10 Month Old Baby Already Weighs As Much As A 9 Year Old Kid Read More »

The Oscar Pistorius ‘Blade Gunner’ Costume Has Been Banned Following Furious Backlash

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Controversial.

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UK’s Youngest Lotto Winner Posts Picture To Show The Result Of £50,000 Surgery

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Money well spent?

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Clothing Company In Hot Water For Selling ‘Eat, Sleep, Rape, Repeat’ T-Shirts

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Unbelievable.

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Women Gets Dubbed The ‘World’s Sexiest Athlete’ After Posting This Instagram Video

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Meltdown.

Women Gets Dubbed The ‘World’s Sexiest Athlete’ After Posting This Instagram Video Read More »

Woman Finds Scratch On Her Car With Apology Note, £30 And Half A Joint

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Compensation.

Woman Finds Scratch On Her Car With Apology Note, £30 And Half A Joint Read More »

Man Gets Same Tattoo As His Rescue Dog; Finds Out It’s A Neuter Symbol

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Idiot.

Man Gets Same Tattoo As His Rescue Dog; Finds Out It’s A Neuter Symbol Read More »

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