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Danniella Westbrook Just Revealed She’s Training To Be A Drugs Therapist

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Fresh start.

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Dad bod Is The New Six Pack, Says Study

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

You’re in luck.

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Bella Thorne Shares Nudes On Twitter After Hacker Threatens To Post Them (NSFW)

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Beaten him to it.

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Sherif Reveals Real Reason He Got Kicked Off ‘Love Island’: For Kicking Contestant In The Vagina

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

He kicked Instagram influencer Molly-Mae in the groin, before saying “that’s a c**t punt”.

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Dude Repairing 60s Synth Has Accidental NINE HOUR Trip After Touching Knob Covered In LSD

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Trippin’ balls.

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UK People Are Sitting Down For So Long, They’re Getting ‘Sloppy Bottom’

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Do you have a sloppy bottom?

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Liam Gallagher Once Snorted His Own Skin To See If He Could Get High From It

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Worth a try.

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Model, 26, Shagging 4ft 10in Man, 54, Says She’s Definitely NOT In It For The Money

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Who are we to judge.

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White Person Who Claims To Be Transracial ‘Identifies As Filipino’

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Eh?

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Instagram Model Who Is Six Months Pregnant Is Baffling People With These Photos

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Her stomach is flatter than mine.

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Lily Allen Wears NSFW Lace Top At The Governors Ball Music Festival

NOT THE NEWS / MF Jones

NSFW.

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Horrifying Moment Guy Goes To Meet Girlfriend’s Parents, Realises He’s Already Shagged The Mum

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Quite literally a motherf**ker.

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How To Visit Chernobyl, How Much It Costs And How To Avoid Mutant Squirrels

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Everything you need to know.

How To Visit Chernobyl, How Much It Costs And How To Avoid Mutant Squirrels Read More »

Watch Out – Katie Price Is Planning To Relaunch Her Singing Career

NOT THE NEWS / Sick Chirpse

This is going to open up a whole new world of pain.

Watch Out – Katie Price Is Planning To Relaunch Her Singing Career Read More »

Kourtney Kardashian Is Getting Ripped For A Massive Photoshop Fail On Her Instagram Page (NSFW)

NOT THE NEWS / MF Jones

What is going on here?

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Kourtney Kardashian Makes NSFW Comeback, Gets Naked To Promote New Business Venture

NOT THE NEWS / MF Jones

Smart.

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A South African Man Died By Wanking Himself To Death On Valentine’s Day

NOT THE NEWS / MF Jones

What a way to go.

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Woman Shames Creep Who Told Her To ‘Kill Herself’ After She Refused His Sickening Advances

NOT THE NEWS / MF Jones

How to deal with online creeps in 2019.

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Gemma Collins Superfan Gets Bizarre Tattoo Of Her Crying Her Eyes Out On His Leg

NOT THE NEWS / MF Jones

What is wrong with people?

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UK’s Youngest Euromillions Winner Goes On NSFW Twitter Spree, Offers Sex To Followers

NOT THE NEWS / MF Jones

Just living her best life.

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Emily Ratajkowski Is Getting Tons Of Grief For The ‘Ridiculous’ NSFW Bikini She Wore This Weekend

NOT THE NEWS / MF Jones

The perfect Christmas gift.

Emily Ratajkowski Is Getting Tons Of Grief For The ‘Ridiculous’ NSFW Bikini She Wore This Weekend Read More »

Girl Searches For Boyfriend’s Ex On Facebook And Makes The Most CRINGE Error Imaginable

NOT THE NEWS / MF Jones

The biggest Facebook stalking FAIL ever.

Girl Searches For Boyfriend’s Ex On Facebook And Makes The Most CRINGE Error Imaginable Read More »

‘Sick’ Dec Donnelly And Paul Chuckle Meme Blasted By Fans On Social Media

NOT THE NEWS / MF Jones

Triggered.

‘Sick’ Dec Donnelly And Paul Chuckle Meme Blasted By Fans On Social Media Read More »

This Guy’s Life Is Being Ruined By The Ghost Of A 7 Foot Tall Circus Ringmaster

NOT THE NEWS / MF Jones

Seems legit.

This Guy’s Life Is Being Ruined By The Ghost Of A 7 Foot Tall Circus Ringmaster Read More »

Iran Accuses Kim Kardashian Of Being An ‘un-Islamic’ Secret Agent

NOT THE NEWS / MF Jones

Is Iran onto something here?

Iran Accuses Kim Kardashian Of Being An ‘un-Islamic’ Secret Agent Read More »

This Guy Spent £45,000 To Break His Jaw 5 Times And Become An Elf

NOT THE NEWS / MF Jones

As you do.

This Guy Spent £45,000 To Break His Jaw 5 Times And Become An Elf Read More »

Man Spends Thousands On Botox And Lip Filler To Look Like Marilyn Monroe

NEWS, NOT THE NEWS / timw_brap

Worth it.

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Paris Hilton Just Shared This NSFW Photo And Everyone Made The Same Joke

NOT THE NEWS / Sick Chirpse

Another night in Paris.

Paris Hilton Just Shared This NSFW Photo And Everyone Made The Same Joke Read More »

Kendall Jenner Does First Ever Full Naked Photoshoot (NSFW)

NOT THE NEWS / Sick Chirpse

Breaking the internet.

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Weight Loss Blogger Left ‘Horrified’ After Finding Out Why Men Won’t Date Her

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

So shallow.

Weight Loss Blogger Left ‘Horrified’ After Finding Out Why Men Won’t Date Her Read More »

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