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This Girl’s ‘Open Relationship’ Rules For Her Boyfriend Are Completely Psychotic

NOT THE NEWS / Sick Chirpse

Seems a tad one-sided.

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Vegans Café Owners Have Insane Abusive Facebook Meltdown: “You F****** Control Freak!”

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

“You ARE small minded.”

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Prostitute Begs Police Officer To Give Her Two Tacos For Sex

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Keepin’ it classy.

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Cinema Finds Homemade Sex Toy Under Seat After ‘Fifty Shades Darker’ Screening (PHOTO)

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Save that for your own home.

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Emily Ratajkowski Blasts Journalist Who Tells Her ‘Melania Trump Is A Hooker’

NOT THE NEWS / MF Jones

Ruined.

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Stormzy’s Front Door Just Got Knocked Down During Police Raid

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Merked.

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These Iridescent Skateboards Are Genuine Works Of Art

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Almost too beautiful to skate on.

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This Guy Just Got Friend Zoned Harder Than Any Human Being In History

NOT THE NEWS / MF Jones

Brutality.

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Treat Your Loved Ones This Year With These Donald Trump Valentine’s Day Cards

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Make Valentine’s Day great again.

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This Man’s Weed Was So Chronic The Police Could Smell It From The Car Behind

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Honking.

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East London Graffiti Emerges Showing Theresa May Spanking Donald Trump

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Vomit material.

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Florida Man Shoots Cat After It ‘Looked At Him Like It Owned The Place’

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Triggered.

Florida Man Shoots Cat After It ‘Looked At Him Like It Owned The Place’ Read More »

Police Finally Catch And Arrest Notorious Pig Known As ‘Piggy Smalls’

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

They caught the bastard.

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PETA Are Trying To Campaign Against Warhammer Models Having Drawn On Fur

NOT THE NEWS / Hatti Rex

Taking it too far yet again.

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Donald Trump’s Weirdly Long Tie Makes Him Feel Better About His Tiny Willy

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Looks like someone’s overcompensating.

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Drunk Man Crashes Onto Set Where Drink Driving Promo Video Was Being Filmed

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

So ironic it hurts.

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Kendall Jenner Leaves Sister Kylie In The Dust By Exposing Herself On Instagram

NOT THE NEWS / MF Jones

Nicer tits than her dad.

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Lady Savagely Kicked Off Flight For The Amount Of Cleavage She Had On Show

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Beyond embarrassing.

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This Woman Took Revenge On Her Cheating Boyfriend In The Weirdest Incestuous Way

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Keeping it in the family.

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School Teacher Gets Fired After Staff Find Out About Her ‘Disgusting’ Past

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Highly inappropriate.

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The ‘Russian Kim Kardashian’ Just Pulled Her Most Shocking Move Yet

NOT THE NEWS / Sick Chirpse

Curveball.

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Everyone Thinks Donald Trump Is Editing Photos To Make His Hands Look Bigger

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Wouldn’t put it past him.

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JK Rowling Just Absolutely RUINED A Trump Supporter With This Single Tweet

NOT THE NEWS / MF Jones

Third degree burn.

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Police Officer’s Life Ruined Over Group Sex Video Discovery

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Caught him red handed.

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Man Gets Wasted On Buckfast And Ends Up Doing The Unthinkable With His Own Mum

NOT THE NEWS / Sick Chirpse

When payday finally rolls around.

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What Does Donald Trump Have To Do With Pepe The Frog And Ancient Egyptian Prophecies?

NOT THE NEWS / Hatti Rex

This will blow your mind.

What Does Donald Trump Have To Do With Pepe The Frog And Ancient Egyptian Prophecies? Read More »

Fast Food Worker Adds Her Own Ketchup To Burger In The Form Of Period Blood

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Bloody disgusting.

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Instagram Model Sets Her Nipple On Fire To Protest For ‘Free The Nipple’

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Feel the burn.

Instagram Model Sets Her Nipple On Fire To Protest For ‘Free The Nipple’ Read More »

Rat Tied Up And ‘Shamed’ In China For Jacking Food From Local Shop

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

I hope he’s learned his lesson.

Rat Tied Up And ‘Shamed’ In China For Jacking Food From Local Shop Read More »

Driver Told Police He Was Speeding Because ‘The Wind Was Pushing Me’

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Nice try.

Driver Told Police He Was Speeding Because ‘The Wind Was Pushing Me’ Read More »

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